I had the unfortunate pleasure of registering with the Policia Federal this week.
As a foreigner (estrangeiro), if you plan to stay for a long time in Brazil you have to register with the Policia Federal within 30 days of arrival. I waited until day 25 thinking that, as per my instructions from the Brazilian Consulate in DC, all I had to do was hand them a piece of paper and voilah, I was registered. Seeing as though this blog entry is entitled the Policia Federal is NOT my friend, you may have surmised that things did not go quite as planned.
Policia Federal Day 1: I take a bus from the pousada that drops me off at the central Policia Federal building around 8 AM. I wander inside only to be told that the visa processing center has just changed locations and is now at a different address. Not so bad, I think to myself, at least I got off the bus at the right spot this time. (sidenote: my success on taking the right bus to the right place has been about 50%. Sometimes I wind up exactly where I need to be and other times….well I’m far off the beaten path.) I manage to flag down a taxi at a busy interchange and I give him the new address. Thankfully it is not that far.
I arrive at the Policia Federal around 8:15 AM. There is already a waiting room full of people. I walk up to the woman at the information desk and inquire about the registration process. She says that I need to take a number and wait in line. I ask for a number and she responds that she is not giving them out yet. Hmm…this seems quite odd to me but I sit down and 30 minutes later she starts handing out numbers. She begins by asking the first foreigner who arrived to stand and gives him ticket number one, this proceeds until we get to me and I am foreigner number 13. Sweet, I think 13. With all the people in the waiting room I could have been number 60. Whew! Shouldn’t be too bad right?
WRONG. Three hours later, she announces “ESTRANGEIRO NUMERO 13.” I jump up and anxiously cross the threshold behind the glass doors that leads to the insides of the Policia Federal. I hand the officer my papers, he looks at them and says, “There is a crease in these. I cannot accept them. You must re-register and come back again.” Then after a pause, “and you better do it soon because your 30 days is almost up and we are closed on the weekend.” Bottom line: because my papers had a fold in them, I waited 3 hours to be told to come back tomorrow with the following items: 2 copies of 2 different pages in my passport, 2 three by 4 cm photos of me NOT smiling, two copies of my registration papers, $200 reais (is this a bribe?), AND a notorized copy from the US embassy stating the names of my parents because this is where the fold in my papers occurs. RIDICULOUS.
The Police give me the address of the US embassy and the bad news that the embassy is only open from 8 am until 12 pm. The time now: 11:30 AM. I quickly hop in a taxi, being very thankful I am able to flag one down and hit the US embassy at 11:45 AM. Now as you can imagine, I am somewhat flustered at this point. My chilled out relaxed pace of life has just been altered by the time constraints of the US embassy and my 30 day limit imposed by the Policia Federal. I am imagining though, that when I arrive at the US embassy it will be like walking into a safe haven. A familiar place in a foreign land, where people not only speak your language, but are willing to bend over backwards for you, and help you navigate the difficulties of life in Brazil. Yes perhaps this view was misguided in hindsight. My reality of the US embassy was also a rude awakening. I arrive and a woman in her 50’s who looks every bit Brazilian but at least speaks English demands $30 US dollars first to register me with the US embassy in Fortaleza before she can do anything to help me. Sigh- back to the reality of America, everything has its price. BUT another bad thing about this day, I only left with a small amount of money, casually grabbing a $50 reais bill before heading out the door. I was only dropping off a piece of paper right? How much money could I possibly need? So the conversion of $30 USD to Brazilian reais means, this woman is asking for $57 reais. And I have 58 in my wallet; If I pay her, I am out of money and I have no idea where the US embassy is located in relation to my pousada but my instinct is not very close. I tell the woman I am running out of money and she would literally take my last penny. I ask if there is a bus that goes by my pousada thinking I could scrounge up the 2 reais needed for a bus ride, BUT let’s remember my success rate with buses, 50%, and with this woman taking my last 57 reais, there can be no room for error in taking the wrong bus. I decide to risk it; I hand over 57 reais, leaving me with only 1 reais aka US 60 cents in my possession. The US embassy then becomes my friend, within 10 minutes I have my piece of paper documenting my parents’ names, bus recommendations and a local place to get photocopies. I manage to get the photocopies and find a place for my 3 x 4 cm pictures but by the time I return to the pousada in the afternoon I am disheartened by all that is Brazilian. The only highlight of the day is that I have heard from the Brazilian Environment Department and they want to meet with me tomorrow at 2:30 pm to talk about my research.
Policia Federal Day 2: I wake up early the next day with the goal in mind to be the first estrangeiro at the Policia Federal so I can get in and get out quickly. I arrive at the Policia Federal at 7:15 AM and find out my good idea of getting there early, wasn’t quite as brilliant as I hoped. There were already about 15 people waiting in line. I inspect each of them closely trying to determine if they are foreigners or local Brazilians in an effort to guess my number in the estrangeiro line.
Unfortunately my efforts to get there early, didn’t matter in the end as the process for entering the Policia Federal and getting numbers was different than the other day. At 8 am when the doors officially opened a Policeman walked to the gate and started speaking. Me and everyone else who were not at the front couldn’t hear, and a mad rush ensued towards the front of the line to try to understand what was going on. Turns out the officer was handing out numbers. I manage to wiggle my way up to the front and I wound up with number 10. Estrangeiro number 10, sweet, this will definitely save me at least an hour right? WRONG. 5 hours later, 13:00 my number is finally called.
Quirky observations of other foreigners in the Policia Federal while trying to pass my 5 hours in the waiting room:
1) There are 6 high school aged Americans from Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints. Sadly it took me a while to figure out why they all had the same first name: Elder. Yes they were wearing nametags. And Yes I sheepishly know now why they all had the same first name.
2) These kids are “befriended” by a dodgy Nigerian, who had an amazing sob story about what he was doing in Brazil and how he was trying to get into the US. Yes these kids actually exchanged phone numbers with him.
3) The dodgy Nigerian then moved onto other unsuspecting people telling an equally amazing and equally different sob story. Hmmm…I wonder what his real deal was.
4) An older Canadian man has decided to tell me his life story, which begins with his recent divorce and his inferred reason for being in Brazil, aghem to meet some Brazilian lady friends. The guy screams creepy old man.
5) A forty year old Italian midget who speaks a little English decides he fancies me. He is a writer from Milan. He tells me he is here to be inspired for his next novel, and with an unsubtle wink hints in broken English he may have found it here at the Police Station.
6) The Brazilian equivalent of Good Morning America is based around a female talk show host and a life sized parrot puppet. Today’s health and beauty topic is on foot massages. I am partially torn between humor and horror as I watch the female host give the fake bird a foot massage. Is this really what Brazilians watch on tv in the morning?
Ok back to the registration process. So 5 hours later my number gets called, I leap for joy and once again cross the threshold into the room where things actually happen. The officer looks at my papers and then asks, “who told you, you could register here?” My initial thoughts: what? No one told me I could register here. It just says register with the Policia Federal. This place is the Policia Federal, how could I be in the wrong place, especially after 5 hours…I tell him I don’t understand his questions. He rephrases, “Your sponsor is in Joao Pessoa you need to register there. And then….or this Fulbright Institution…. it is in Sao Paulo, maybe you need to register there.” I try to explain I am working in Ceara, and not in these other places, so it makes sense for me to register here. Meanwhile I am thinking you lazy s.o.b just register me already. He then decides he needs to take this matter to his boss, who is conveniently out for lunch, so please return in an hour at 2:15 pm. I try to explain that I have a meeting with the Brazilian environment department at 2:30 and could I at least use the phone. His response: an unfriendly no.
Thankfully the environment department is close to the Policia Federal. I head towards this place, in the hot Brazilian sun, desperately thinking well at least I have enough time to find the building, call her from reception and leave a message that I might be late due to unforeseen circumstances at the Policia Federal. I find the environment department, IBAMA, and the security guard won’t let me in because the woman I am there to see is out to lunch. Sigh, I then ask if I can call her to leave a message. He also says no. Then reaching a new level of frustration I desperately plead to leave a note and he agrees. So in flustered, frantic Portuguese, I try to write this woman whom I have never met, who I need to make a good first impression with, that I may not be able to make our meeting but there’s a chance I will but if not maybe we can meet next week? Who knows if that message actually gets across, but the note gets left and I head back to the Policia Federal.
The head honcho of the Policia Federal must have had a good lunch, because when I get back, I am seen quickly, and he agrees to register me in Fortaleza. YES! YES! YES! I could almost jump up and kiss this man. 90 minutes later at 3:30 I finally walk out of the Policia Federal with my registration completed. Rest assured, it is official: I am a temporary visitor of Brazil.
Whew. Congrats if you stayed with the blog all throughout that story. It was exhausting just to rehash it all. After I registered I went back to IBAMA, met with the woman, and unfortunately only understood about 40% of what she said because I was so exhausted from the 2 days of Policia Federal. I think she suggested I work with another woman who is also doing research on seahorses. I think she also suggested I meet with this woman next week, or I might go with this woman into the field next week, or maybe this woman is out of town next week. Sigh, I’m just not sure. So next week has turned into now and I have another meeting with IBAMA soon, so stay tuned. I’m hoping I’ll have a better understanding of what actually happened at my meetings and whether or not I have permits and their support of my research in a day or two.